Another page also informed me that "these doses are sold “AS-IS" - their emphasis - so no refunds if my dose turned out to be schwag. Then came the time to choose my i-Dose for the night. There was actually a hell of a lot to pick from. You've got your simulation narcotics, with names like Acid, Heroin, Crack, Crystal Meth and GHB (what, so you can virtually date rape yourself?). You've got your prescription drugs like Demerol, Oxy, Vico. A handful of the more esoteric ones sounded vaguely intriguing, with titles like Chakra, Nirvana, Hangover Cure, Victory, Lucid Dream and Orgasm. There was even an i-Dose called Genesis, which I'm guessing - like Nirvana - had nothing to do with the band, but even just the thought of having to listen to an endless loop of Phil Collins singing "I Can't Dance" left me feeling both stone-cold sober and slightly suicidal - not the emotions I go for on a Friday night.Įxcept for the two "premium" i-Doses - Hand of God and Gates of Hates, both of which sell for $199.95 - the rest of the MP3s cost around $3.
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